Wednesday 24 August 2011

four one lines

Who was the first guy who saw a bee and thought 'hmmmm I bet whatever comes out of that things pooper is sweet'
My friend saw a cat cross the road, she laughed so hard that I thought I was either slow or that she has not heard of any chicken crossing the road joke.
'Hell is empty and all the devils are here....' DCI Luther
'Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.' Tyler Durden

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