Three one lines

1. I am of the strong belief that one of the most subtle forms of terrorism is the Cincinnati air freshener.
2. Why are mug shots taken in a police station and not in the kitchen where there are actual mugs?
3. I think if you happen to be a astronaut and you go for a mission to the moon just before the second coming of Christ and the destruction of earth, you will have the best 3D view of earths destruction. The view will be better than any 3D Plasma TV.